Date: 10/14/2000
From: Jim Geary
Newsgroups: rec.gambling.poker
Subject: Re: The beginners guide to irritating dealers
I've already extended the redirect-tip-money-from-smoking-dealers-to-cancer-prevention paradigm to all aspects of my life. At the grocery checkout, I withhold the over-cost monies and send them to the farm workers relief fund. At the gas station, I withhold 37% of the purchase price and send it to the ADL. I bootlegged a copy of MSOffice and sent $200 to an innercity charter school. I downloaded all the Metallica MP3's and sent the difference to the local symphony. I stiffed the waitress at Denny's today and sent $3 to the WNBA's stay-in-school program. I snagged a pair of Air Jordans from FootLocker and sent $120 to some Vietnamese gamblers at the Commerce. Yep, charity is a great thing. Especially when someone else pays for it. By the way, I'm once again voting the straight Democratic ticket and musing about what a good person I am.
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